hi. i'm on my couch. i slept here cause i'm painting my room "feverish pink". stupid dad. he picked the color. whoa. don't let 50 year old men near paints. so it's primed, but white. so i'm down here. so let's talk about current events. it's the weekend, so i'm euphoric. there was a dance yesterday at 8. i'm too wussy to ask girls to slow dance. but a lot of girls asked me to fast dance. like to good songs that are speedy. but i was retching when i saw my female friend dancing with her "love". i thought i was going to puke. and no i'm not jealous or anything. i like another girl in my grade. but i'm too wussy to ask her. i need serious girl help. if any of my guy friends are reading this, please, this is a desperate cry for help. just kidding. but not really.